December 2009
56 posts
Amendment to Overheard In The Office 12/22/09
thisistheglamorous:
teejax:
“We’re supposed to get pounded really hard Christmas Eve.” — Schmoley
Pick your punchline:
That would truly be a Christmas miracle!
Santa did get my letter!
Well, it is that time of the year.
That’s the only time she lets me do it like that.
I know who’s going to be there Christmas Eve so I’ll take a pass on this one.
What do you mean “we?”
7. Christmas cums...
Zombies in Popular Media →
This course brought to you by Columbia College Chicago.
We’re supposed to get pounded really hard Christmas Eve.
– Schmoley
The Personification of Texas 12/9/09
Danny: I am going to take you to the most awesome place in the universe. It is a place I love and a true taste of Texas.
Teejax: I hope it's the Alamo.
Danny: You got it, Babe. ....The one place that can sum up all that is awesome about being a Texan -- the romance, the pride, the sacrifice. And no basement.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM J-QUAD!
The Rockapella Button
You know what to do.
Dangerous Wands
“Yeah, we only got one hippogriff!”
Octopus Carries Around Coconut Shells As Suits of Armor
You’re gonna wanna watch this. It’s really amusing.
The Top Ten Cancelled TV Shows of the 2000's →
RIP 3, 6, 8, & 9.
Overheard At The Office 12/11/09
Teejax: Oh, it's up to 9 degrees outside!
Chris: Oooo, balmy....
You Farted In Trader Joe's →
A Craig’s List missed connection.
Frost Your Own Gingerbread Men! →
Don’t lie to yourself. You know you like snippin’ eSnowflakes and frosting eGingers.
Sharkago, con't.... 12/8/09
House: How about this one: "The Incredible Oedipal Egg." I think that would be a good improv group name.
Teejax: Oh the puns.
House: I'll show myself out
SNL Digital Short: Shy Ronnie
I can dig it.
What’s Mike Myers up to? I say fuck it. Let’s ask him.
– J. Otis Fine (in a team email about coaching options)