January 2010
76 posts
Nice Cage is a National Treasure 1/29/10
Sabine: What's the best Nic Cage movie?
Teejax: Trick question. There is only 1 Nic Cage movie. NATIONAL TREASURE.
Sabine: It's the best film ever - there is no debate.
I appreciate your ruthless efficiency.
– Caton
UGH! That is like a ‘Ren & Stimpy’ flashlight….
– Toups
Texts From The Greyhound 1/24/10
Teejax: There's a guy on the bus who looks capable of beheading someone. I did NOT sit near that guy.
Schipotle: Keep making good choices!
Office Drinking 1/21/10
Caton: A missing invoice!!! We should start a drinking game where everyone does a shot every time Schmoley "loses" an invoice.
Teejax: We'd be drunk by noon!
Caton: She is the drying paint of personalities.
I would like to travel back in time and kiss the forehead of whoever invented...
– Danny
When your real life involves a long-distance boyfriend, a fake husband whose...
– Rob
Overheard At The Office 1/19/10
Rhonda: Brad Pitt and Georgy Clooney? Ugh, no way.
Pat: Well then, you prolly don't like me.
Rhonda: Why?
Pat: Because I'm so attractive.
You make YOURSELF the Diana Ross of your team.
– House
Can't Find a Job? Best and Worst Job Markets →
Interesting that out of 50 major US cities, Chicago is 36 (vs. last year’s 32) but that Cleveland is 15 (vs. last year’s 19). Both moved 4 places - in different directions?
I did my daughter last year because she was still young enough that I could do...
– Samuels (in your Context-Free Highlights from the Office Quote of the Day)